Gladeypoops

I'd just like to point out that some Gods enjoy a good ruckus with us puny mortals, rather in the manner that we enjoy playing with our pets. We can sometimes even be rewarded for our insolence and bullishness, just as a puppy with a rag is the cause of hours of amusement and chewy treats.

However, when we start snapping at their fingers and leaving little "presents" on their expensive world, that is when we start getting our noses rubbed in it and our bottoms zapped.

So remember..it's all very well to wag your tail an growl at the Divine ones, but a mortal is for life, not just for Logosmas so they may be stinky, messy and annoying, but You bought them, so they're Your responsibility!


I think I forgot the point I was making...never mind!

Army-bug

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Ero, in the year 271 AF.