I have decided to make an effort to play along, apparently I have been doing a bad job. To this end, I will combine two of the predominant themes here on the public boards for your perusal. I have chosen to combine poetry, and the stating of grandiose political themes and inefectual declerations... I present for your entertainment, Haiku...

The Theran shrines light the land.
If you touch them, your end is close at hand.

Thank you for your patronage.
Sir Pierce, the Vorpal Smith


Penned by my hand on the 18th of Glacian, in the year 230 AF.