Blistering barnacles and thundering typhoon
Raged Cap'n Blackleaf at the moon
Who drank my whisky?
Who's the culprit pesky?
I will jab him with my harpoon!

Total silence reigned in the night
And then the Cap'n shrieked in delight
Aye! Now I remember
When SHE was in my chamber
Didn't I finish the bottle yesterday night?

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Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Chronos, in the year 229 AF.