<sing> There once was a hero of strength and deed
<strums a modest lute>
<sing> he always flexed his biceps and wore shortpants called speed
<sing> dos
<sing> he wandered the beach ususally in his all together
<sing> his name is Daaaaaaaaave and I'll leer forever!!
<strums the lute softly>
<sing> he wears an armour of red
<sing> and has a lance of gold
<sing> he must be part magician...
<sing> for my heart he has stole
<strums energetically>
<sing> modest is he and very brave
<sing> with a stroke of his lance and all monsters are afraid
<sing> a great charger support him through horror and glory
<sing> it's all about Daaaaaave and his great life story!
<strums softly again>
<sing> There once was a hero of great strength and deed
<sing> who shunned the dishonoured and those of greed
<sing> Dave is his name what more can I say?
<sing> A terrific Hero, one most needed today...
<strumming fades out>

<curtseys>

Morly the Bard

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 228 AF.