Dearest Gwenhwyfar,

It is quite simple, dear. Most Druids are poets or bards or philosophers
or lovers. On top of that, we really like to hear the sound of our own
voices and love to arrogantly display our command of language.

Find solace in the Light,
Augur Fetzer

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Aeguary, in the year 228 AF.