Oh please, no greetings.
I'M NOT LEAVING!!!
Sure I wish that (fill in the blank) hadn't sdone this, but a gals gotter live, doncha know?
Someone gave me a simple speech about how I have to be selfish an' work for my own benefit, no one elses. Thankee kindly!!

So watch out. She shows no mercy!!

Signed, Ms. Mish (Ms. Mish S., )

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Daedalan, in the year 227 AF.