I'm sorry Portis if you find this post offensive, but I grow tired of listening to you ramble as well now, and I am known to have a long patience.

I propose that a new section of the News is created labeled Portis. I believe sheh has had more posts on the News in the last few weeks than some sections have seen in their entire existence. She would be the only one able to read this, since she seems to disregard the fact that she is the only one who is interested in almost everything she says, so it makes perfect sense for her to be the only one able to read it.

New ideas for the better of Achaea and to save valuable precious seconds off my life from skipping numerous posts,

Darthus

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Scarlatan, in the year 226 AF.