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Theft and Chicanery
Written by: Kae'so, an unemployed servant
Date: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Addressed to: Khalasian Wanderer, Asmodron Dicondron, Herald of Progress
Thief!
You do not even deserve to be called a thief, for I have met a great many honourable thieves who take pity on the less fortunate.
But you! You and your band of miscreants, Ildiko, Fendo, and Kalan, have not only stolen my livelihood, but you have stolen the King's cheese, in complete disregard to His Majesty's most gracious hospitality which by the way was not extended to you or any of the other other uninvited non-guests in your party.
May it turn rancid on your lying lips!
Mark my words, scoundrel. The theft was savoury, but the vengeance will be sweet.
Kae'so, formerly of the Zanzibaar palace servants
P.S: I am currently looking for honest, gainful employment.
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Scarlatan, in the year 970 AF.
Theft and Chicanery
Written by: Kae'so, an unemployed servant
Date: Monday, March 10th, 2025
Addressed to: Khalasian Wanderer, Asmodron Dicondron, Herald of Progress
Thief!
You do not even deserve to be called a thief, for I have met a great many honourable thieves who take pity on the less fortunate.
But you! You and your band of miscreants, Ildiko, Fendo, and Kalan, have not only stolen my livelihood, but you have stolen the King's cheese, in complete disregard to His Majesty's most gracious hospitality which by the way was not extended to you or any of the other other uninvited non-guests in your party.
May it turn rancid on your lying lips!
Mark my words, scoundrel. The theft was savoury, but the vengeance will be sweet.
Kae'so, formerly of the Zanzibaar palace servants
P.S: I am currently looking for honest, gainful employment.
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Scarlatan, in the year 970 AF.