Greetings Sapience,

Consider this your cordial warning : an invitation to a celebration is forthcoming.

In the year 957 A.F. I will be enjoying my 500th year. As such, I am forgoing a traditional celebratory dance and mingling, instead we shall be hosting a Kartha-style Roast.

Further details shall be announced after the conclusion of the 955 A.F. World Games.

Why announce this so early? I wish for everyone to give their best showing. You are being given ample time to 'poke around' the dirty laundry of those you wish to target. This is because of an added rule that the overuse of cliches and/or repetiton of a claim enough to make it become boring will result in disqualification.

Be vigilant, take notes, prepare for fun and laughs.

Tahquil Maris

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Ero, in the year 953 AF.