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Public News Post #21913

Burdock Donations of 949 AF

Written by: Librarian and Cupcake, Annase D'Arcangeli-Malicieux
Date: Saturday, June 15th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Hello, everyone! Happy new year! Woot! Please eat your yearly burdock root and try to be safe around booze. Party responsibly!

So, another year has passed, and I'm sure you're dying to know where the roots are, so you can share them with your friends and help out to eradicate the disease. Here are the locations:

Ashtan: Parapets above the Gate of Ashtan.
Cyrene: Centre Crossing.
Eleusis: Base of the Eleusian Gatehouse.
Jaru: Within a renovated chapel.
Hashan: The Crossroads.
Mhaldor: Mailed to Sir Antoninus Nithilar, Commandant of the Baelgrim. By the way, congratulations on your accolade! On your Knighting! Woohoo! I hope you're a lot better than many of your knight-mates. Most of my experiences with them have been... not good. They sure love to pick up on weaker people. So unknightly.
Targossas: Main building of the university.

Also, since a lot of my friends and people around me are becoming more capable each year, I'm happy to announce that, starting this year, I'll extend my donations to the isle of Prin! Isn't that exciting?! (Don't ask me why I never thought of this before, my fiance doesn't affectionately call me "bird-brain" for nothing.)

If you're not entirely sure of what I'm talking about, or why any of this is important, please feel free to read Public News Post #21768 and #21776. You can always ask your friends and mentors for more information and history, too.

Are you working on an alternative cure to the illness? Please let me know! I'd love to hear all about it and maybe even sponsor you.

A burdock a year keeps the illness away!
Librarian AND Cupcake, Annase D'Arcangeli-Malicieux Si'Talvace
Curator of Comedy.

PS: Would you like to contribute to these donations each year? Please, PLEASE reach out to me.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Sarapin, in the year 949 AF.


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Public News Post #21913

Burdock Donations of 949 AF

Written by: Librarian and Cupcake, Annase D'Arcangeli-Malicieux
Date: Saturday, June 15th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Hello, everyone! Happy new year! Woot! Please eat your yearly burdock root and try to be safe around booze. Party responsibly!

So, another year has passed, and I'm sure you're dying to know where the roots are, so you can share them with your friends and help out to eradicate the disease. Here are the locations:

Ashtan: Parapets above the Gate of Ashtan.
Cyrene: Centre Crossing.
Eleusis: Base of the Eleusian Gatehouse.
Jaru: Within a renovated chapel.
Hashan: The Crossroads.
Mhaldor: Mailed to Sir Antoninus Nithilar, Commandant of the Baelgrim. By the way, congratulations on your accolade! On your Knighting! Woohoo! I hope you're a lot better than many of your knight-mates. Most of my experiences with them have been... not good. They sure love to pick up on weaker people. So unknightly.
Targossas: Main building of the university.

Also, since a lot of my friends and people around me are becoming more capable each year, I'm happy to announce that, starting this year, I'll extend my donations to the isle of Prin! Isn't that exciting?! (Don't ask me why I never thought of this before, my fiance doesn't affectionately call me "bird-brain" for nothing.)

If you're not entirely sure of what I'm talking about, or why any of this is important, please feel free to read Public News Post #21768 and #21776. You can always ask your friends and mentors for more information and history, too.

Are you working on an alternative cure to the illness? Please let me know! I'd love to hear all about it and maybe even sponsor you.

A burdock a year keeps the illness away!
Librarian AND Cupcake, Annase D'Arcangeli-Malicieux Si'Talvace
Curator of Comedy.

PS: Would you like to contribute to these donations each year? Please, PLEASE reach out to me.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Sarapin, in the year 949 AF.


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