Are you sick and tired of being a lowly commoner? Did your guild die and you are clinging onto the memories? Perhaps you were born to the wrong parents, instead of being a direct descendant of Nicator himself?


Well look no further, since Elyon has you covered!
For the low low price of 400000 gold, you too can be whoever you wish, be it a knight, a prince, an Archon or a pirate! How is this, you may ask? Well, according to recent studies, you do not actually need to belong to an organisation or even behave like a member of it in order to have that title! In fact, I've just knighted and unknighted myself five (Yes, five!) times in the time it has taken to write this post!

This offer cannot last forever folks, so act now! Get your orders in whilst you can because this is for a limited time, but wait! There's more! If you buy one title now, you'll get another one absolutely free! You heard me right, I'll make you a "knight" and make you the "Duke of Sirrocco" at no extra cost! You heard it here first folks, so get on in before I have no more letters to write titles upon.


King Elyon Wineapple, emperor of Sapience, Duke of Thera, five times knighted, direct descendant of Nicator himself. (probably)





NB: All titles given by Elyon are as meaningless as titles given by anyone not part of the specific organisation that is supposed to be giving it. Allegic reactions may occur when one comes in contact with title, Elyon Wineapple industries take no responsibility from any ill effects caused by this and reccomend immediately discontinuing use. Side effects may include but are not limited to: Nausea, vomiting, conciet, boring news posts, swollen lungs and death.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Sarapin, in the year 921 AF.