Dear Friends

Everyone can just calm down now. I'm here to help. After Ashtan won the Reckoning thanks to Jhui's disgustingly broad and very well defined shoulders the city enjoyed a period of unquestionable custodianship of the Protean Relics. During this period I was able to spend an inordinate amount of time studying each and every one of them aboard my ship and take extensive notes on their form, function and full capabilities and I can say that each and every one of you are very confused about the Relics.

For example none of you seem to remember how Lifegiver even works but I remember exactly how it worked. Whoever was holding the Relics, usually me, would already have already taken so I'd hand it to Jhui first, 'cuz ya' know, and he'd always put it on his right hand and take. Middle finger and he'd take it off with his left hand and pass it off and everyone else would take but you had to be sure not to give to to Mizik until everyone else hand taken because he'd take then just stand there like a goon and you had to force him to hand the damned thing over to someone else. We let lil' Dally-poo take too sometimes but that was maybe a mistake. He was too young.

I can tell you people anything you want to know about the Relics and then some and I am happy to share my high-quality notes just as soon as I figure out where I put them. Until then if anybody feels like they got a problem remembering things I will happily fix your problem and tell you exactly what happened.

Kinilan Demaxx

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Mayan, in the year 916 AF.