Hello,

Memory is oft the first stronghold assaulted when one discusses the maladies of the brain. Whilst there remains a possibility that our current heretofore consensus of reality might be retroactively assaulted by temporal or magical means, it would not do to simply dismiss more mundane, biological catalysts.

As such, I humbly posit that any of you, who are yet unsure of relics, or histories, or some such, to submit your corpse to the Dicondron Academy for dissection and study, that we might together accumulate and sift through the raw, anatomical data required to disprove this potentiality from the list of possibilities.

Seek out your nearest able-bodied citizen of the Court of Shadows today and pave the way to a future bereft of such biological woes, and be assured that every bit of your corpse shall be utilised for this most enlightening purpose, with not an inch of waste to be found wanting.

Signed,
AD


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 916 AF.