Nihilist.


However loathe though I may to be suggest it, perhaps it would be best if you to were return to your original calling - the writing of florid erotic stories. It would seem that your talent and passion for weaving the word 'moist' into unwelcome phrases vastly outpace your ability to pen a convincing denial.

You can assure your very concerned citizenry that their pleas to buy commodities from the village will of course be rejected as well. This was likely going to have to be the outcome regardless, but surely even you can understand one's reluctance to accept the business of those whose words in private are so very, very different from their words in public.

Should your people continue to seek alliance, protection, or raw materials, I again urge you to look elsewhere. Offer what insults you will, but no colourfully-assembled words in the Common tongue will hide what has become a pattern of behavior from your ilk.


Laiq tsuura,

Aodfionn Wintermourne
Speaker of Her village

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Aeguary, in the year 899 AF.