Keeper Grandue,


While I am generally remiss to comment or respond to what is obvious bait, even the most cunning of predators must at time sate their baser interests against better judgement.. And have chosen to respond to your series of generally incoherent and insane, yet obviously labour intensive series of posts directed towards the Village. Your ongoing fascination with misrepresenting the Earthmother is interesting to me in the same way that it is interesting to idly watch worms flail about after a heavy rain. The sort of interest that is cause for question about what must be going through the simpler creature's mind as it flails helplessly as it contemplates it's inevitable dance towards oblivion. In many ways, this is the view that the Earthmother has about the mortal world, and this, as Her followers, we accept. No linguistic turns of phrase or thinly veiled allegories will reveal this as the grand secret you so eagerly point to.

The Village has been summarily polled, and decided to decline your kind offer. You are, however, welcome to continue to apply in future elections. We appreciate the opportunity for a good laugh. I do not currently sit on the Council, however I believe even former Speakers maintain a responsibility for speaking for the entire Village in the absence of a clearly identified ascendant.


Respectfully yours (and on behalf of the Village),

No


Eleusis

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 891 AF.