Please go back to shouting.
You can huff, and puff, and blow each other (up) all you want.
At least then we can ignore you as you cling to the only identity you know - your city and/or Divine allegiances.

I am sure you believe your words are being heeded and that you have an audience hanging off of your every word. As the ink dries you are probably thinking, "Yeah! That nice little composition will show/teach/insult them into my way of thinking! Good job, me!" You are wrong. It changes nothing. Most people probably didn't even finish that manifesto you plagued our eyes with.

So please, go back to shouting. I will even provide you a template for your predictable shouts.

"<City Name> is better than yours! Everyone else is dumb. You should obviously join my <City Name>."

"<Divine Name Here> is the best, all others are bad. Your <God/Goddess> did <Irrelevant Historical Reference> to us so everything I say is clearly justified!"

"<City Name> is the worst. They <Insert Overused Stereotype Here>. Am I right?"

"I'm mad at <Person>! How dare they <Insert Thing That Nobody Cares About>. Fight me, you meanie!"

"<Person> is the worst. I just felt like shouting this because I have nothing better to do."

Please do not respond to this via post, tells, or messages. I genuinely don't care about your petty, petulant squabbles. This post was already more effort than you deserve.

In service of beleaguered eyes and ears everywhere,
Atul Lanthe.


Penned by my hand on the 20th of Glacian, in the year 878 AF.