Do you long for something new? Does the humdrum, utterly common nature of your current dwelling leave you feeling hollow? Are you tired of being forced to live on a boat or share space with undesirables?

Then it is time for you to hear the good word of the Mhojave. The community of the future is HERE, NOW. Do not ask how. Many lives were sacrificed for this oasis, and now YOU can be the beneficiary of those deaths.

Thanks to tireless efforts, we are pleased to announce the founding of the Housing Opportunities in the Mhojave Endowment. With HOME, you will find pitching that tent amid the dunes all the easier. Six Mayan Crowns is a steep cost to be neighbors with Perfection, but thanks to the funding provided by HOME, half of that cost will be covered for you. That is right - your three Crowns will be joined by three others to make the purchase of your new tent home all the more attainable, affordable, and amicable.

Terms and conditions apply, at the discretion of Perfection. Not all will be judged suitable for making use of HOME. Reach out to us to take advantage of HOME before the funding dries up.

Home is where you make it, so why not make it here, with HOME.

[A single, languid wavy line denotes the end of the message in silver, rising and falling and returning back to the median as tilde, a dot hugging the insides of each concave curve as two offset specks separated by the divide of the line.]

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Ero, in the year 877 AF.