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My candidacy for Hippogriff.
Written by: Shadow Whisperer Augtavian Lockwood
Date: Tuesday, November 16th, 2021
Addressed to: The Clan of Excidium
Dearest Eleusis,
It is on majestic hindquarters that I come galloping in to contest to be YOUR new Hippogriff!
While it is true my opponent is indeed eloquent in her words, I too, can also make good words. Some might say the best words. Words to lift your spirits such as: Chasmanthium, Tulips, and Aardvark.
Eleusis has no need for book smarts, and perfumed letteres! Eleusis needs a leader who will use his mighty talons to shread injustices! Injustices such as being disliked by the whole of Sapience and the injustice of improperly fit loincloths! Eleusis needs me!
When you go to cast your vote ask yourself, would you rather have a Rabbit or Hippogriff fighting for YOU!
Yours,
Augtavian "I am a literal Hippogriff" Lockwood.
Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 873 AF.
My candidacy for Hippogriff.
Written by: Shadow Whisperer Augtavian Lockwood
Date: Tuesday, November 16th, 2021
Addressed to: The Clan of Excidium
Dearest Eleusis,
It is on majestic hindquarters that I come galloping in to contest to be YOUR new Hippogriff!
While it is true my opponent is indeed eloquent in her words, I too, can also make good words. Some might say the best words. Words to lift your spirits such as: Chasmanthium, Tulips, and Aardvark.
Eleusis has no need for book smarts, and perfumed letteres! Eleusis needs a leader who will use his mighty talons to shread injustices! Injustices such as being disliked by the whole of Sapience and the injustice of improperly fit loincloths! Eleusis needs me!
When you go to cast your vote ask yourself, would you rather have a Rabbit or Hippogriff fighting for YOU!
Yours,
Augtavian "I am a literal Hippogriff" Lockwood.
Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 873 AF.