Dear Speaker,

I once galvanized several Divine and the whole of Targossas into hostility towards me over a semi-misguided post roughly a thousand words in length.

For you, it took precisely four syllables.

Never doubt that you are a lesser man.

Cheers,
Taelle Si'Talvace

PS - If I had a tooth as sensitive as you, I'd have it pulled!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Lupar, in the year 872 AF.