Kaden
I'm writing to you on behalf of the citizens of Moghedu to inform you that your cookery "underground" is both inauthentic and shameful.
We have a rich cultural heritage and food is a large part of this, though your competition does not seem to reflect that.
Whilst potatoes are indeed grown in the ground. Underground, perhaps, please explain precisely how one would grow one within a tunnel? With great difficulty is my only answer.
Furthermore, I have noticed that the traditional dish of Tsol'aa was nowhere to be seen in your entire missive! As I'm sure you are aware, there is a book on that particular subject, and I reccomend you give it a flick through before trying to claim sovereignty over the cooking of the underground.
Seriously, there wasn't even a morsel of mulemeat mentioned?

In an unrelated note, if on the off chance your legal team fails to perform adequately and solicitations with the government fall through, I can at least offer my very own illegal team to negotiate for you, so long as you treat our heritage with respect in the future.

Happy snacking!
Elyon

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Glacian, in the year 859 AF.