Bailiff Gurklukke Vorondil, having reviewed your recent submission with as much care as is warranted, we must recommend that you seek peer review before future such publications. The hypothesis is unstated, the methods lacking, the observations and conclusions drawn from them both deeply marked by your personal prejudices and the lack of firm data renders this experiment entirely unable to be replicated, even were we to set out on such an unethical path. We understand that the jurisdiction in which you reside does not require the approval of an Institutional Review Board before engaging in experimentation on sapients, but we must strongly suggest the establishment of such an institution in order to prevent the tainting of future results.

Due to these deficiencies, we cannot accept any results from the so-called "Diconderon Academy" as legitimate additions to the stock of mortal knowledge. Establishing proper protocols for experimentation is of course up to you. We would offer our services for much required peer review, but as a prerequisite for that would be your attaining the level of peer in any arena with us, we must instead point you to the Ogre 'Ead-Bashin' Group. You will undoubtedly find yourselves at home with the OEBG's level of academic rigour.

Yours, the Cyrenian Research Assessment Panel

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Glacian, in the year 857 AF.