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Ivory towers
Written by: Infamously Dashing Elyon Wineapple, Spectator of Anatomy
Date: Friday, April 23rd, 2021
Addressed to: Keeper of the Willow, Miceal Lighthawk
You write as if your own people do not kill folks for their own gain. Your hypocrisy only serves to make you look like an imbecile.
Your people live no more in harmony with nature than anyone else. You use metal swords. Wooden ships, same as everyone else.
The only difference I see between your people and the Targossians is that your village has no sewerage system which must explain why you must vent your verbal effluent here.
Politely, don't waste my time making me read this again.
Yours thieffully
Elyon Wineapple, Infamous thief of wherever he pleases
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 857 AF.
Ivory towers
Written by: Infamously Dashing Elyon Wineapple, Spectator of Anatomy
Date: Friday, April 23rd, 2021
Addressed to: Keeper of the Willow, Miceal Lighthawk
You write as if your own people do not kill folks for their own gain. Your hypocrisy only serves to make you look like an imbecile.
Your people live no more in harmony with nature than anyone else. You use metal swords. Wooden ships, same as everyone else.
The only difference I see between your people and the Targossians is that your village has no sewerage system which must explain why you must vent your verbal effluent here.
Politely, don't waste my time making me read this again.
Yours thieffully
Elyon Wineapple, Infamous thief of wherever he pleases
Penned by my hand on the 6th of Daedalan, in the year 857 AF.