As I read the observations of these boring story tellers talking about Truths and Strength (not to be confused with truth and strength), I just think on our friends in the North, South, East, West, Up, Down, Left and right. You must be so bored listening to the ramblings of things that have no consequence. We all have eyes and ears to observe, and commentary is usually boring... Unless you're Jonesey and you bring the entertainment!

So to my dear fans, I shall recap the Events and all the drama as mentioned before.

*This is for entertainment purposes only and if you are taking this as medical advice you're making a grave mistake*

Crixos, due to his ability to do alot of things, won the Staff of Nicator in glorious fashion! I mean it's kind of cool if you're part of the 5% of Sapience that would have attempted to win. I, like you my friend, achieved 0 points. If I won the Staff, I wouldn't even know what to do with it.

Now our 5%ers didn't just spoon feed him a win, in fact people did what they felt they had to do to win. Playing to win doesn't seem to bad, but some people are being accused of violating their morality to try and win. So the question is for you 95%, is it better to win by any means or lose to maintain your standards? Who cares. Seriously, if you care you are in the minority.

Stop telling people to join your organization promising greatness, you just have your own brand of problems. Don't believe me? Research what Targossas does to corpses. Don't even ask me! Do your own homework! And after all that, somehow some Targies pooled their funds together and just bought Hashan... if I knew it was for sale I would have made an offer...

So my 95%ers, ignore the noise and read the funny stuff. You won't miss anything I promise

-therealJoneseyCorder


Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 853 AF.