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Public News Post #2089

My previous prophecy

Written by: Mysterious, Prophetic Derek, Seer of Pancakes
Date: Thursday, July 1st, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone


Okay, I would like to state once and for all that there is no Kharon
Empire, there was no Kharon Empire, and there will be no Kharon empire
That was just a test, to see how you would react in case I prophecised
a Kharon empire. I would like to thank all those who participated, your
reactions were most interesting, but you *did* all fail the test....
Mwahahahahahahaha...haha...ha.... Ah, thats enough of a Morpheus
impersonation for one day. But though I stated there will be no Kharon
Empire, don't rule out the 2nd Jkharon Empire (Note the spelling), the
2nd Alderaan Empire, (Aka COD2, the sequel) or my personal favourite,
Gijan's pack of naked male monks who demand obesience (Well, I've seen
enough of them to last me a lifetime).
I'd also like to thank you all on behalf of the Achaean Asylum for all
the extra funding it has received in the past few days, you really are
too kind.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 223 AF.


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Public News Post #2089

My previous prophecy

Written by: Mysterious, Prophetic Derek, Seer of Pancakes
Date: Thursday, July 1st, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone


Okay, I would like to state once and for all that there is no Kharon
Empire, there was no Kharon Empire, and there will be no Kharon empire
That was just a test, to see how you would react in case I prophecised
a Kharon empire. I would like to thank all those who participated, your
reactions were most interesting, but you *did* all fail the test....
Mwahahahahahahaha...haha...ha.... Ah, thats enough of a Morpheus
impersonation for one day. But though I stated there will be no Kharon
Empire, don't rule out the 2nd Jkharon Empire (Note the spelling), the
2nd Alderaan Empire, (Aka COD2, the sequel) or my personal favourite,
Gijan's pack of naked male monks who demand obesience (Well, I've seen
enough of them to last me a lifetime).
I'd also like to thank you all on behalf of the Achaean Asylum for all
the extra funding it has received in the past few days, you really are
too kind.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 223 AF.


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