Achaean News
My first Prophecy
Written by: Mysterious, Prophetic Derek, Seer of Pancakes
Date: Wednesday, June 30th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
I have seen sights beyond this world, glimpes of the ancient past
and futures yet unknown. I have seen perfect beauty, but also
one, recurring vision, hideous beyond my means of expression....
thats why I'm *begging* darragon to go to a *private* place next
time he feels the need to shower.
And yes, Its almost that time of the month again. I predict the
umpteenth resurrection of everyone's favourite organisation, the
kharon empire. Perhaps it'll be the birth of an all new one, or
a rebirth of one of the older ones. Maybe we'll even see the 2nd
Jkharon empire, after the immense success of the first, just make
sure you keep your eyes open... as I observed after the last one,
Don't blink, or you'll miss it
Ok, so that probably isn't much of a prophecy, but I decided to
start off with some dead certainties, and leave off predicting the
second coming till next week. Sorry if I dissapointed you.
P.S. After budget cuts at the Achaean Asylum, and a couple of easy
to bribe doctors, I'm proud to say that I am back, and as questionably
sane as ever. Thankyou, and goodnight.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 222 AF.
My first Prophecy
Written by: Mysterious, Prophetic Derek, Seer of Pancakes
Date: Wednesday, June 30th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
I have seen sights beyond this world, glimpes of the ancient past
and futures yet unknown. I have seen perfect beauty, but also
one, recurring vision, hideous beyond my means of expression....
thats why I'm *begging* darragon to go to a *private* place next
time he feels the need to shower.
And yes, Its almost that time of the month again. I predict the
umpteenth resurrection of everyone's favourite organisation, the
kharon empire. Perhaps it'll be the birth of an all new one, or
a rebirth of one of the older ones. Maybe we'll even see the 2nd
Jkharon empire, after the immense success of the first, just make
sure you keep your eyes open... as I observed after the last one,
Don't blink, or you'll miss it
Ok, so that probably isn't much of a prophecy, but I decided to
start off with some dead certainties, and leave off predicting the
second coming till next week. Sorry if I dissapointed you.
P.S. After budget cuts at the Achaean Asylum, and a couple of easy
to bribe doctors, I'm proud to say that I am back, and as questionably
sane as ever. Thankyou, and goodnight.
Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 222 AF.