I fail to see how you telling me to shut up when I'm talking neither to you nor about you is 'standing up for yourself'. I further fail to see how it is strange for me to take offense at the matter... I also am wondering about now why all I did was paralyze you.
Is this the part where you promised I'd laugh?

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Glacian, in the year 222 AF.