Achaean News
Sentaari Style
Written by: Plus One, Jonesey Sar'vet-Corder, Advice Columnist
Date: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2020
Addressed to: Vasir
Great news friend! Myself and 2 other Ashtani who have prefered to be unnamed have discovered an ancient tome entitled Sentaari Style. Sadly upon completion of the last page, the tome has disintegrated into dust. Fortunately, as I was trying to decipher the language I kept notes. I must warn you, this is a loose translation as many of the words no longer exist in our current language.
Sentaari Style
The life of a Sentaari is full of feces*. In fact, we have mastered feces* applications across the land. Here are some areas where feces* can be used to improve your life, end the life of another and improve relationships.
Self Improvements
Feces* can be used to improve your skin, in fact applications of feces* can lead to a rejuvenation of worn and tired skin regardless of your age. If you notice that your teeth have become discolored, a heavy application of feces* can lead to a stunning transformation. If your hair seems to lack some shine, a mix of feces* and blueberries have been proven to enrich the follicles. We have noticed that prolonged applications of feces* have had the best results for improvement, so make no excuses and stay consistent with your regiment.
Battle
If you face a fearsome foe, make sure to ingest feces* as it has been shown to improve strength and focus. Be warned, the effects of feces* has a very short potency, so a strict diet of feces* while in battle will give you the upper hand.
Relationships
Love can be tough, but presents can help to physically express your affection. Everyone loves feces*, in fact in my own life I proposed to my wife with feces*. She was overjoyed and excited to receive my feces*. There were many times where we argued, but I learned it was always best to apologies with feces* and she always forgave me. To this very day, she has never accepted feces* from anyone else.
*This word was used over and over again, but I was unable to find an exact translation. Based on context clues, I have inputted this word to provide some clarity.
I hope to find another copy of this tome or perhaps a document that can help bridge the language barrier. I appreciate your interest in this subject matter as we learn more about the Ancient Sentaari Way.
Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 832 AF.
Sentaari Style
Written by: Plus One, Jonesey Sar'vet-Corder, Advice Columnist
Date: Tuesday, June 23rd, 2020
Addressed to: Vasir
Great news friend! Myself and 2 other Ashtani who have prefered to be unnamed have discovered an ancient tome entitled Sentaari Style. Sadly upon completion of the last page, the tome has disintegrated into dust. Fortunately, as I was trying to decipher the language I kept notes. I must warn you, this is a loose translation as many of the words no longer exist in our current language.
Sentaari Style
The life of a Sentaari is full of feces*. In fact, we have mastered feces* applications across the land. Here are some areas where feces* can be used to improve your life, end the life of another and improve relationships.
Self Improvements
Feces* can be used to improve your skin, in fact applications of feces* can lead to a rejuvenation of worn and tired skin regardless of your age. If you notice that your teeth have become discolored, a heavy application of feces* can lead to a stunning transformation. If your hair seems to lack some shine, a mix of feces* and blueberries have been proven to enrich the follicles. We have noticed that prolonged applications of feces* have had the best results for improvement, so make no excuses and stay consistent with your regiment.
Battle
If you face a fearsome foe, make sure to ingest feces* as it has been shown to improve strength and focus. Be warned, the effects of feces* has a very short potency, so a strict diet of feces* while in battle will give you the upper hand.
Relationships
Love can be tough, but presents can help to physically express your affection. Everyone loves feces*, in fact in my own life I proposed to my wife with feces*. She was overjoyed and excited to receive my feces*. There were many times where we argued, but I learned it was always best to apologies with feces* and she always forgave me. To this very day, she has never accepted feces* from anyone else.
*This word was used over and over again, but I was unable to find an exact translation. Based on context clues, I have inputted this word to provide some clarity.
I hope to find another copy of this tome or perhaps a document that can help bridge the language barrier. I appreciate your interest in this subject matter as we learn more about the Ancient Sentaari Way.
Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 832 AF.