Lady Justice,

Surely You must appreciate the importance of meting punishment unto
those most-deserving of it, that future acts of shameful behavior might
be deterred. If that be true, why not grant the Shallamese politicians
cause to kick their own arses for being such hilariously easy marks to
begin with?

Sincerely,

Father Herenicus Coldraven

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Valnuary, in the year 419 AF.