There was once a man - nay, a legend, known only as THORAX THE IMPALER.
Mercifully hunted by a terrorist organization of over-zealous compassion
fanatics that called themselves...the Sentaardicons. THORAX THE IMPALER
was few and they were many, but strife and peril were on THORAX THE
IMPALER's side. Literally. THORAX THE IMPALER's arms had grown into
wickedly dangerous pincers - each with a mind of its own. The left was
Strife. The right was Peril. This is the tale of THORAX THE IMPALER...a
legend among the Tomacula people.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 418 AF.