Dearest Ulrike,

I formally challenge you to a combat duel. This shall be a battle of
wits, fortitude and stratagem. I've heard you enjoy using verbose and
intellectual terms to make yourself seem more knowledgeable. Hence I've
taken the superfluous step to annoy you further. Either show your visage
out of Mhaldor more often or accept this battle of wits. You may decline
this by quitting the respectable Mark.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Daedalan, in the year 418 AF.