But Lleia, some of us are very hungry for entertainment, and are feeding
off this latest drama. Seriously, when was the last time public news has
been so entertaining? No more quickly skimming through the blah blah
blahs of boring news. This is gripping, juicy stuff!

Onward, I say, with the melodramatics! Let there be ugliness (no pun
intended, Oenone) before the big divorce!

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Aeguary, in the year 417 AF.