My dear Weaver,

I will thank you not to make jokes concerning the ugliness
of my wife, she is very sensitive about her hideousness and
I am duty bound to request that you desist from such cruel
ribaldry. She may be ugly but she has feelings!

I bid you good day sir!

Mendax Mendacis









(Although it was pretty funny...)

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Daedalan, in the year 417 AF.