I humbly request that You rethink moving these increasingly desperate
pleas for mercy to more private channels. I think I speak for most of
Sapience when I say Your public capitulation has made for delightful
breakfast reading.

Gleefully,

Father Herenicus Coldraven
Messiah Emeritus

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 416 AF.