Blooper Man.

By Fluffy Gizmo Ball of Furr.

There was a young man who wanted only to help people, so he went out and
found people to help.

He saw a burning house and heard screams emitting from the top floor.
The voice belonged to a woman. The man, who was a magi, went immediately
to help her and did what seemed logical to him at such a time. He froze
the whole house and the woman.

when he got to the top floor, he realized he had been silly because when
he touched the frozen woman she simply crumbled to many tiny peices.
"Oops," said the man whose identity has been withheld to this day.

The man wasnt going to let 1 accident stop him from becoming a famous
superhero. He went around trying to help people in danger and came
accross a kitty stuck up a tree so the man simply chopped down the tree
and the kitty came crashing down with the tree and died an agonising
death (dont worry he prayed).

The man got a bit frustrated but he wasnt going to give up he kept on
trying, but people were getting upset and the man was now being reffered
to as Blooperman in the news.

Trying his utmost to change this, Blooperman kept trying even though he
was enemied by all cities, clans and organizations.

One day Blooperman was passing cyrenes clocktower, when he saw a woman
at the top who was ready to jump to her death. Blooperman tried to stop
her, but when she saw him she jumped anyway, knowing that she had more
chance of survival and when Blooperman tried to rezzurect her she prayed
for salvation instead for the fear for her soul.

Blooperman was a total freak and there is no point to this story.

The end!
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Penned by my hand on the 8th of Chronos, in the year 415 AF.