Dearest Rangor,

I address this to you not as the head of an evil organization but as
your brother. Its always been my firm belief that business and family
should not mix. Its simply bad business. For this reason and the fact
you're just not evil enough to guide the organization to its
destination.. I have to deny your request to take over the Lin'Quei.


Alban,

We here at the Lin'Quei(tm) appreciate your attempt to inform us of what
is and is not well implemented Evil. To combat the threat of poorly
executed or ill thought through Evil we employ an in-house group of
experts who constantly sift through ideas, trends and statistics to
ensure accuracy, quality and on time delivery in our Evil. You can be
assured that whenever we institute an Evil policy or Campaign it has
been approved for success by the highest experts in Evil. Commentary
on the performance of our thugs can be directed to Marcalo who is the
current head of our thug activity division, The Geishas

Julya,

The (tm) is of no concern to yourself unless you work in the legal
trade. Our crack team of Evil Lawyers and Accountants demand we put it
in for tax and legal purposes. Here at the Lin'Quei however we're all
about innovative solutions to your problem. With this in mind we suggest
you have the person that reads the news to you simply leave out the (tm)
if it bothers you. With or without the (tm) we're still the industry
leader in Evil for over 150 years!


Lin'Quei(tm): So evil, we put Wulfen in diapers.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Chronos, in the year 414 AF.