Greetings Naruki,

The Lin'Quei(tm) would like to take a moment and thank you for your
interest in the tactics and strategy of our Evil organization. Interest
is just the first step on the path to joining our ranks. We hope to see
you soon!

To the outsider it would seem that our contest is indeed childish or in
extremely bad taste. Here at the Lin'Quei(tm) we take a different
approach. Any tactic that seems childish, stupid or in bad taste at
first glance yet provides results to further our Evil agenda when
implemented, such as our contest, is in fact a viable tactic.

We of the Lin'Quei utilize advanced scientifically proven methods in the
application of our Evil. We can assure you that no matter how many
childrens corpses are piled up that there will always be more for future
use. We here at the Lin'Quei realize its our duty as an Evil
organization to preserve innocents and resources for future generations
of Evil to subjugate and exploit.

We here at the Lin'Quei(tm) are unconcerned with Shallams approach to
our "Evil in action"(tm) campaign, nor do we really care. Any "ticking
off" as you refer to it is entirely incidental and unrelated to the main
purpose. Shallam has proven time and time again that they are nothing
more than incompetent, both in leadership and in action. Their chances
of stopping or impeding our distinct brand of Evil are so small they may
as well not even bother. Lets face it..."Good" is a joke. We here at the
Lin'Quei(tm) believe a good joke should be laughed at.

The main purpose is simple: Make evil fun, accessible and as rewarding
as possible to the masses. While reciting sermons and invoking obscure
rites of celebration to Apollyon and Shaitan work for Mhaldor, it just
does not work for the Lin'Quei. For us it's more about involving the
people to let them see first-hand just how much better their life can
be through our proven Evil techniques - techniques pioneered in our labs
and even our own private testing grounds, which we know today as 'Jaru.'
Your life can be better, and Evil helps you get there.

Lin'Quei(tm): Evil you can play with outside.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Phaestian, in the year 414 AF.