Yo, Sapience.

(Please refer to public post 13271 if confusion ensues.)

Yelling incomprehensibly is not congruous to a proper experience of the
other Seven Truths. You know, the ones that were locked in the closet.

...no?

The ones inscribed on a two by four! You had to have seen it!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW IT OUT? THAT WAS AN HEIRLOOM!

...no matter. Listen, and ye shall be enlightened.

High velocity yodeling is a common form of delivery. Certainly, there
are those enemies that attempt to avoid their enlightenment (Truth
Three, Truth Four, respectively). Truly, this is an exercise in sheer
power of spirit, to succeed when others will not listen (Truth One,
Truth Two, Truth Three). Yodeling at such high volume and running past
so quickly not only keeps you safe from damage but delivers your message
powerfully, a speed that would make normal singers collapse, panting and
out of breath from their weak, unpracticed lungs.

At times there will be those who chase you down and call you foolish for
your singing talents. This must be endured and learned from! (Truth Six)

In the field of flowers, one is bound to come into contact with forests
made entirely of very sharp crystals. These are often the tools of the
Magi and Crystalism. Thereby it is necessary to practice yodeling and
increase your power to Bardic feats of greatness! And this will result
in ultimate happiness! (Truth Seven)

There does exist, as everyone I'm sure is aware, a terrible practice has
been spreading in this day and age. That is singing and yodeling OUT OF
TUNE. There have been no recent documentations of this odious act as of
yet, thankfully, but this does not mean that it does not happen! This
form of terror can only be silenced through constant and everlasting
practice!

Should one undertake to sing out of tune, it is often done to a very
small audience. This often being the case or no, it should truly not
happen at all. Sometimes the victim pays for this 'service'. The
torturer is paid, and the victim is poor.

I quote the first other Truth, for those who did not take the first
mentioned reference:

"What is called Yodeling is simply the drive to be heard. Be it by the
creatures of the wild, the snows on the hills, fellow mortals, or merely
yourself."

By yodeling loud, yodeling to others, and yodeling often, one practices,
thereby increasing power, spreading joy, and exposing the masses to it.
Yelling incomprehensibly, singing out of tune, and bellowing loudly are
not in sync with that which we call yodeling. They must be crushed in
all forms by constant practice and public performance, be it willing or
otherwise. Being fleet of foot is often a necessary tactic for yodeling,
as some of the masses will not respond favorably to your attempt at
enlightenment, going so far as to chase you, hunt you down, and CALL YOU
NAMES!

Be strong, Sapience! Yodel loudly! Yodel proudly! Hail the Other Seven
Truths!


-Kuntar 'In Hiding' Semshan

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Daedalan, in the year 413 AF.