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Public News Post #15627

THE END OF THE WORLD!?!

Written by: Ghost of the Dawnstriders, Tonbee Op'Shae, the Waiting Unknown
Date: Sunday, January 1st, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone


Greetings Sapience,

Using my serpentine subterfugy inter-dimentional wormholish travelling
powers, I was able to see in the future, yes in exactly 3 days 6 hours
the world is going to end. Fire is going to rain, and everyone is going
to die, except for me.

I have built a bunker in a undisclosed location near the pash plains, I
alone will be able to survive the end of the world. Therefor when
everyone except me is dead, I will repopulate sapience. Thus creating
the new age, the Tonberrian age.

In the Tonberrian Empire anyone lucky enough to survive the end of the
world will become serfs, you don't have a choice because it's my Empire.

for those who may survive these are the rules:
1. This is a dictatorship, do what Tonbee says
2. Don't break any rules

This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Tonberrian
Empire

Sincerly,
King Tonbee, Dictator of the Tonberrian Empire

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Mayan, in the year 410 AF.


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Public News Post #15627

THE END OF THE WORLD!?!

Written by: Ghost of the Dawnstriders, Tonbee Op'Shae, the Waiting Unknown
Date: Sunday, January 1st, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone


Greetings Sapience,

Using my serpentine subterfugy inter-dimentional wormholish travelling
powers, I was able to see in the future, yes in exactly 3 days 6 hours
the world is going to end. Fire is going to rain, and everyone is going
to die, except for me.

I have built a bunker in a undisclosed location near the pash plains, I
alone will be able to survive the end of the world. Therefor when
everyone except me is dead, I will repopulate sapience. Thus creating
the new age, the Tonberrian age.

In the Tonberrian Empire anyone lucky enough to survive the end of the
world will become serfs, you don't have a choice because it's my Empire.

for those who may survive these are the rules:
1. This is a dictatorship, do what Tonbee says
2. Don't break any rules

This has been a public service announcement paid for by the Tonberrian
Empire

Sincerly,
King Tonbee, Dictator of the Tonberrian Empire

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Mayan, in the year 410 AF.


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