It's so unfair, I'm not allowed to buy a house in Mhaldor. Even though I
can afford to purchase land in every other city, I'd still like to
insist on it and make a 500 word post that rambles about how my daughter
is allowed to purchase land in her own city just because she's
Mhaldorian and I am not.

Also on that note, I want to complain about being banned from eating
grilled cheese sandwiches in Shallam. I saw Saryn sneak a grilled cheese
sandwich into the Silverdrop Inn the other day so that must mean I have
the rights to eat my sandwiches as well. My sandwiches are different
from others, they are toasted to a perfect light brown and the centre of
the cheese is still slightly solid, because they're so different they
should be allowed within the city.

Having said that, a piece of advice for those who enjoy complaining
about nothing: smearing honey on your privates and knocking on beehives
will make you more socially acceptable.

Skye

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Chronos, in the year 410 AF.