As he thought of the frippery
He slid down the slippery
Slope that his mind could see

The frippery was trivial
So he didn't feel convivial
The slope looked like an onion bhajee

Frippery, slippery
Trivial, convivial
Is there an end to this onion bhajee?

-Accendus, feeling a little lightheaded

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Valnuary, in the year 243 AF.