Guv'na spare me some gold
I'll repay ye ten fold
Just grant me some cash
So I can go 'ave a bash
With an 'arlot named Jan

How will ye repay me peasant?
You plan ta work it off?
Or just jip me like me aunt?
An' get 'way from me when you cough!

But just one night o' pleasur is all I wish
For money I'll sell some 'ead fish
Whateva' ye do, I need it to be coo
That I 'ave an 'arlot with which to pitch woo

Spare me yoo're 'atred towards tha poor
For all lions can equally roar
Just get me an 'arlot in red
For me ta take to ma bed

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Daedalan, in the year 283 AF.