For a small small price of 10 gold per letter I shall teach you how
to spell the difference in news sections! Just 10 gold per letter,
what could be better than 10 gold per letter, so take up this offer
you better! Ever had trouble writing in the right spot, well just
sign on the line made out of dots and shall you ever mispell again?
You shall not! So come on down to Juniper's spelling class, dont let
this special offer pass!

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Phaestian, in the year 280 AF.