Monkeys are the bane of the world.
A sinister plan the will unfurl.

Rabbid and furry,
they'll unlaesh their fury,
and then you'll see the truth.

Claiming innocence,
through ignorance.
They grimace in their tree,
sinister and secretly.

I trust them not.
I bet they smoke pot,
and confer treason,
withougt reason.
because they're just monkeys.

With their prehensile tails,
they suck up their ales,
and eath (eat)
eachothers lice.
Oh I bet it tastes nice,
With beans and rice.

They throw their feces,
and eat little mices.
They're evil,
every last one.
They'll all die when I'm done.
Monkeys are bad,
so pick it up lads, and kill yourself a gorilla.

Muhahahaha! That was interesting. Monkeys are bad.
Love,
Kona Diamonkeykillerante.
PS: Please excuse the mistakes (withougt, eath, etc.) *coughiIFRICKINHATETELNETcough*

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Ero, in the year 243 AF.