Yeah, it's been a while
but I ran a mile
just to get this thing in.
Now I'm on a roll
S-ing B's takes it's toll
and you're wrapped in foil that's made of tin.
What did you say?
you're not quite ready?
well just flow yo, I'll keep this beat steady
Rappin' and rhymin', I eat spaghetti
I sleep with a bear whose name is "Teddy"
he keeps me warm when I'm scared at night
up from the deep comes some eerie lights
can't no other bear beat-box like teddy
not even me, or that foo named Eddie
Murphy, he's smurfy, get off of my turfy
I'm goin' to the store to get a slurpee
mmmmm coke or blueberry
coconut or cherry
it's all good to me
cuz I am a fairy
I'm easy to please,
I don't fall to my knees
when a buster says "Cheese!"
"This is a stick up!"
"If you don't hurry up,
I'm gonna be locked up."
"In the Pen,
never see my family again."
I'm feelin' murderous dirty
like stimpy and ren
I smell like poo
but I don't give a care
cuz you're gonna get socked if I see you in my chair
cuz I bought it
from my man Jerome
He couldn't keep,
got kicked out his home
for slangin' crack
now he's makin' a comeback
if you comin' wack,
I'll put you on your back
don't make me
get mean and violent
because if you're dead
you'll always be silent.


wandering bush, Kona
(I call it a "rap". I guess. darn. )

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Scarlatan, in the year 278 AF.