There once was a poet named Muaxl,
who's name only rhymed with axle,
It made her poems very flat,
she wished it rhymed more than that,
so she just finished the last line with axle.

+sigh+

Turning your nstat yellow,
Muaxl d'Vast

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 277 AF.