Oh, such is life, what a joke
I thought one day, Ill show the world
Reveal myself- a flower unfurled
But as I stepped into light,
The people gasped then took to flight
My debut turned to chase,
As they fled the horror of face
WAIT! I cried, IVE THINGS to say!
But they were gone and some passed away
My moment of glory, my GRAND reveal
Met mostly screams and spinning heels.
For the world I suppose can't handle this art
A masterpiece that makes hearts depart!

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Mayan, in the year 966 AF.