Today, today a friend i did meet.
Hooray, hooray a wonderful treat!
This friend, dear friend with goodies they had.
Gave me a spooky Mayaween bag.

Thanked my friend for the wonderful treat,
opened the bag found goodies to eat.

Alas, i fear i didn't hesitate,
everything in the bag i ate, i ate!
Was tasty, so tasty i couldn't stop,
I ate everything every drop!

Happily, happily rubbed my tummy with glee!
But in a moment felt different very queasy.

Alas, alas i thought twas a joke,
Fell sleepily, sleepily until i awoke.

To my dismay the treat i did eat,
twas not the day i hoped to entreat.


Penned by my hand on the 7th of Mayan, in the year 959 AF.