(Best accompanied by no one and a silent audience. Best paired between courses of especially potent flavour.)

Grandue's grand due is due
So I grant you dew from gran's new granite pew
A gram of stew with grammar rude
Granting 'tude to gravely dudes grapplin' lewd

Do you, imbue?
Graybeard's fortitude

Do you, imbue?
Grandiloquent platitudes

Do you? It's you:

Grabbing grating grazers gracing granted grackle grapnels
Blew to new flu brew shoe crews, taboo tattoos in lieu

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There's the due I owe to you
Grandue's grand do
Grants doom
Bless you

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Glacian, in the year 952 AF.