What is this strange, yellow drink?
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It is poison! In the sink!
Wince
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Why is it sour? Sweet and cold?
Wince
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My tongue is offended! It is far too bold!
Wince
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Maybe with more sugar, the balance would tip?
Wince
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Perhaps I could manage... just... one more sip.

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Chronos, in the year 949 AF.