Big fat wings, too large for me
Knocking over everything
Cups from tables, I could scream
Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble

Please won't you behave for me?
I find it embarrassing
Every day your fighting me
Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble

Oops! Your plate! I'm sorry Sir!
Splat! Clunk! Crash! It's all a blur
What is this punishment for??
Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble

Right! That's it! Aren't I the boss?
What is that? A dipping sauce!?
Someone help! I'm at a loss...
Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble
... Tumble

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Scarlatan, in the year 949 AF.